MEN.......

Men are so darn funny, and they are their funniest when they are'nt even trying. Rudy got a phone call today from a another guy. Gary wanted to know if he knew anyone who could "fix" something. Although I could only hear a one-sided conversation, apparently it went something like this. "Hey, Rudy, how'er you doing?" "Okay, buddy, how're you doing?"... "Okay, say, Rudy, do you know someone who can do some work for me on my house?"..."yeal, I've got this man in my church who can do most anything."..."yeal?"..."yeal, he can do any kind of work."..."well, is he honest?"..."naw, he's not honest, but he can do anykind of work you need." Now, this was said without any laughter, or any indication of a joke. Totally dry. I'm in the other part of the house hearing this conversation. Apparently, the conversation ended, and Rudy hung the phone up. I said to myself..."huh?"... Men can do stuff like this and never miss a beat. I love to hear men talk to each other. Wonder if they like hearing women have conversations? Probably not. We'll never know, though, will we. Ask a man a question like that and he will "not" give you an honest answer. Why? Because he will definitely think it is a trick question. My husband quit answering those types of questions a lo-n-g-g-g time ago. He'll either say, "of course!" or he'll say, "ARE YOU CRAZY? I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT QUESTON!" But, I can promise you, "whatever" answer he gives to a question like that will not be the truth. That's okay, though. I just smile and ask anyway. I love putting that pressure on them. Men are so funny.